I Hate You

          I just saw the movie 10 Things I Hate About You (the one with Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger) and I was inspired to write a letter/poem dedicated to someone I used to (?) have the same feelings for. So here it is. I just hope he won't find out and if he does, I hope it won't occur to him that this is about him.

I hate that I ever saw you

Because I couldn't resist you

I hate that I've met you

Because I can't get my mind off you.

I hate your same old smile

You wear them every time, I wonder why

I hate your emotionless eyes

I can't read what's on your mind.

I hate it when my heart beats faster

And my knees become weaker

I hate it that I write you letters

They don't make things better.

I hate your bulging chest

They feel so good I guess

I hate your strong biceps

Imprison me and I'm the safest.

I hate that I dream of you

And not really with you

I hate it that I think of you

And not actually hold you

        I used to tell my friends that you're the person I hate the most. Not because you're annoying or something but because you make me feel emotions that are alien to me and I don't know how to deal with it. You make me act weirdly which is way beyond my capability because I want to you to notice me. You make me feel so shy because every time you look at me I stare at my feet and realize how not fair they are. So, yeah, I guess I hate you. -C

Logical

"I'm just talking about LOGICAL way of doing it."

         So what are you trying to say? That we are not doing our job the logical way? That asking you to do things right so we can perform our task of analyzing the correct data is NOT LOGICAL.

        BASICALLY, your definition of logical is so twisted that even LOGIC itself will hate to be even related to you. You suggesting that we exert some effort analyzing and explaining how your masterpiece is wrong is more logical than creating a beautiful masterpiece so we can compare it to the greatest of artworks is plain STUPID.

       If I may suggest, the next time you talk, you may want to check your facts; the next time you use a word, take a time to look it up in the dictionary; the next time you think of accusing someone of something, think again. And you may want to check yourself in front a mirror or better yet have yourself checked by a doctor. I think professionalism escaped from your system if there was any when you were born. -C

Responsibility

I hate to be pushed to the edge just because someone is not responsible enough to perform a certain task. -C