Funny and Annoying

                I’ve been staring at a blank page for a couple of hours trying to create an article without trying to divulge more details than what I am supposed to. My mind is battling between being vague but wanting to share more at the same time. The thought of this article came up after I realized I’ve been posting a lot of updates on facebook and twitter. I thought, why don’t I just make an article since I feel like my mind is exploding of bad thoughts and bad words as well? So here it goes:

                This entry is entitled Fun and Annoying for it talks about people who are fun to be with for a day or a couple of days and annoying to be, just annoying to be with everyday! As much as I want to, I can’t enumerate the things that make someone funny and unfortunately, annoying too. I’m afraid someone, somewhere will be able to decode this puzzle. So this is the best of me trying to be sly and canny. I can give you some advices to avoid being one of them. 

DON'T SEE YOURSELF SO DIFFERENTLY. YOU ARE NOT SO UNIQUE AFTER ALL

                “Never think that anyone’s better than you and never think that you are better than anyone else.” I’ve heard this saying once and it’s stuck on me like glue. I’ve been hearing, “I’m this and I’m that. I did this, I did that.” Oh please! Anybody can do that. You are not so special. It’s just that these people don’t do heroic acts and announce to the world that they are saviors.

YOU ARE NOT PRETTY, YOU ARE JUST PROUD

                They say believing that you are pretty makes you more proud and confident. Yes I understand that these things are more than necessary but please don’t feel too pretty and stand taller than the prettiest especially if you are not really…uhm, you know. I bet you know what I mean. I’m just getting tired of you hearing all about your I-am-so-pretty stories.

STOP PLAYING GENIUS, MR. KNOW IT ALL

                You know every fact, you’ve heard every gossip, you’ve read every news, first hand, yeah that’s what you think. Keep talking… Oh that! I know all about it too. I’ve heard about it too, probably earlier than you did. I just don’t listen, read and watch and then tell everybody to listen to me because I knew it first. Don’t think you’re so cool you know everything.

NOT EVERYTHING IS NEWS MATERIAL

                You may know everything but not everything that you know is worth telling and more importantly, worth my time. Please don’t expect people to be interested in everything that you know. Don’t expect people to be interested in everything that you like. So keep your stories and tell them to someone more interested.

THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU

                Stop crying out loud and expect the world to neither make you stop nor ask what your problem is. Prepared to be ignored, especially by me. I don’t tolerate such attention-fishing strategy. People around you have much bigger problems than what you are whining about. Why do you even make a fuss about something not really big of a deal?

                After reading my five advices, you’ll realize how mean I really am.  Or better, you’ll realize I was talking about someone you actually know and end up nodding and agreeing.  -C